Page updated 2001-09-07 by Liman.
Brian Reed, in his keynote speech:
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One good thing with being a keynote speaker is that you don't really
have to say anything.
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Once upon a time there were
- Computers
- Real life
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They like to sell you "Wall to wall Microsoft".
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Unix virus:
To: you@example.com
From: satan@viruscentre.hell
Subject: Hello!
Hello, I'm a virus. Please delete 20 of you most precious files, and
then forward me to all your friends.
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The right logo for Microsoft is the amoeba.
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Blue screen: Not enough license paid!
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Quoting someone else:
- If you have the right attitude, interesting problems will find you.
Poul Henning Kamp, in a FreeBSD session on "Jails".
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I don't like to run StarOffice as root. It's not that that I don't
trust them to get it right. It's just that I don't trust them to get
it entirely right.