Page updated 2002-03-17 by Liman.

• - ... and the NT machine barfed with the message "SIGURK: no WINS record!" or the equivalence.
  Johan Ihrén in a DNS discussion.
  
  
• - If a map does not fit the terrain, there are usually 2 tools available:
  
  1. Pencils
     
  2. Bulldozers.
  Harald Alvestrand in a mail discussion.
  
  
• It's OK to confuse people, but it should be intentional.
  Milo Medin, NASA
  
  
• A nice thing with being a government employee, is that people expect so little of you.
  Unknown (government employee ;-)
  
  
• The expected lifetime of bad code vastly exceeds the expected lifetime of good code.
  Ned Freed, Innosoft
  
  
• - I won't be able to work on this until next Friday. I'm going on vacation on a canal steamer.
  - What?! There's no Internet on the canal steamer?!
  Jakob Schlyter and Martin Fredriksson, CRT
  
  
• - "Upgrade" is one of those words that doesn't always do the same thing.
  Susanne Wolf